I would have been perfectly content with my life had king Vortigern not sought my aid in a small matter of two feuding dragons that were proving vexatious.

After helping him I decided to embrace my destiny and henceforth to use my powers for the good of the island of Britan.

So it was I who decided that there should be but one King to unify the realm and that he should be given into my care.

-Wizardology

The book of the secrets of merlin

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. It can be anything you want -- good or bad. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified!) about what people remember about you.

1 WORD QUIZ
Can.
Only.
Type.
One.
Word.

Not as easy as you might think.


1. Where is your cell phone?
Desk

2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend?
Working

3. Your hair?
up
4. Your mother?
FANTASTIC!!

5. Your father?
pedantic

6. Your favorite thing?
Oggie

7. Your dream last night?
frantic

8. Your favorite drink?
strong

9. Your dream car?
new

10. The room you're in?
Dining

11. Your ex?
peculiar

12. Your fears?
moderate

13. What do you want to be in 10 years?
creating

14. Who did you hang out with last night?
dog

15. What you're not?
frail

16. Muffins?
Yumm

17. One of your wish list items?
tent

18. Where you grew up?
oregon

19. The last thing you did?
dinner

20. What are you wearing?
black

21. Your TV?
Off

22. Your pet(s)?
dogandcat

23. Your computer?
LAME

24. Your life?
satisfying

25. Your mood?
Contemplativve

26. Missing?
friends

27. What are you thinking about right now?
blacksmithing

28. Your car?
Suburban

29. Your work?
Inspiring

30. Your summer?
busy

31. Like someone?
YEAH

32. Your favorite color
Black

33. When is the last time you laughed?
Today

34. Last time you cried?
Feburary

35. School?
fun

Who Should Paint You: Salvador Dali

You're a complex, intense creature who displays many layers. There's no way a traditional portrait could ever capture you!

and to do the Libra balance thing.....

Who Should Paint You: M.C. Escher

Open and raw, you would let your true self show for your portrait. And even if your painting turned out a bit dark, it would be honest.

Please leave a one-word comment that you think best describes me.

It can only be one word.

No more.

Then copy & paste this in your journal so that I may leave a word about you

The end of the summer rush and preparation's for the winter season have had me a bit busy. To add a rather interesting and wonderful new twist B. asked if he might fight in Fall Coronet with me as his Consort....after a long talk and some fairly serious thought we decided that was a grand idea!!

So a whole new vista of preperations has appeared before me!!

I am also sewing for others for the 1st time in years..it's kinda cool.

I have had some one on one time with a friends kids and am remembering all the things that I like about other peoples kids. Both are fantastic kids and I am enjoying myself loads. I also have the luxury of going home to my adult nest and relaxing.

I have started several new art projects.

I am designing my jewelry for this winter.
Holiday Market starts in November.

So LOADS of things going on.....

Hope to be able to post on a more regular basis soon!!!

1. Elaborate on your default icon.
The only picture of me in the coronet I like so far.

2. What's your current relationship status?
Single.

3. Ever have a near-death experience?
No.

4. Name an obvious quality you have.
Very long hair.

5. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
100 miles by the proclaimers.

6. Any celeb you would marry?
Dunno.......Possibly Viggo if he were taller.......In general marrage to a celeb. sounds like a bad idea to me.

7. Who will cut and paste this first?
Dunno......

8. Name someone with the same birthday as you.
Not clue....wait......Walt Disney's "Jungle Book" came out on my birthday.

9. Do you have a crush on someone?
Nope.

10. Have you ever vandalized someone's private property?
No

11. Have you ever been in a fight?
Yes, all sorts...sorry to say.

12. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Yes, in a chior.

13. What's the first thing you notice about the OPPOSITE sex?
Height.

14. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Well I have gone over to the evil empire as they are employing my brother.
That pepermint mocha thingie is good!

15. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
No.

16. Say something totally random about yourself.
I think I am funny looking.

17. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Yes, Laura Brannigan,,,Ewwww!

18. Do you wear a watch? What kind?
All sorts of funky cheap ones!!

19. Do you have anything pierced?
Ear's..total of 11.

20. Do you have any tattoos?
Heck yeah...3 and counting.

21. Do you like pain?
Not really.

22. Do you like to shop?
Sometmes.

23. What was the last thing you paid for with cash?
Lunch, it was yummy curry.

24. What was the last thing you paid for with a credit card?
Don't do credit cards.

25. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?
Sherian.

26. What is on your desktop background?
Celestial gas clouds.

27. What is the background on your cell phone?
My Bulldog!!

28. Do you like redheads?
Mom is one so I have to answer NO!

29. Do you know any twins?
Yes.

30. Do you have any weird relatives?
Define weird.....

31. What was the last movie you watched?
Good Night, and Good Luck!

32. What was the last book you read?
Gothic period romantic poems.

How do I keep getting these answers?

Please do not reply tot hat, I am not sure I want to know!!

You Are Big Black Boots!

You can be best described as: attitude You've got lots of it - and you love to give it A guy has to be pretty gusty to hit on you But if he's your type, you'll warm up... a little

I have done this to find out what you all come up as!!

BUAH HA HA!!

Your Quirk Factor: 58%

You're a pretty quirky person, but you're just normal enough to hide it. Congratulations - you've fooled other people into thinking you're just like them!

How could the quiz know me so well?

Your Famous Last Words Will Be:

"Nice doggy."

For those with no children - this is totally hysterical...
For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious.
For those who have children this age, this is not funny.
For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning.
For those who have not yet had children, this is birth control...
The following came from an anonymous Mother in Austin, Texas:

Things I've learned from my Boys (honest)...

1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house, 4 inches deep.

2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape.
It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all Four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh" it's already too late.

8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12. Super glue is forever.

13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15. VCRs do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20. The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.

21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24. 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

25. Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

Ok folks, less than 24 hours and things sem to be gliding along.

Recieved worlds most beautiful white tunic today, yes thats right, WHITE.

Its a cloud of yummy linen.....

Other than that just finsihing last minute things loading truck and taking loads of aspirin.....DO NOT ASK.......REALY!

Many thanks to Fearga who has been such a help during this season and continues to be a happy person to WTF at!

See you all later!!

-K

Yeah baby yeah!!!!








Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?
A Rum and Monkey joint.

Your results:
You are Qui-Gon Jinn

Qui-Gon Jinn 66% Luke Skywalker 65% Obi-Wan Kenobi 64% Chewbacca 64% Han Solo 63% Princess Leia 61% Padme 59% Mace Windu 59% Lando Calrissian 59% R2-D2 59%

Overall, you're a pretty well balanced person. But maybe you focus a little too much on the here and now. Think about the future before its too late.

(This list displays the top 10 results out of a possible 21 characters)


Click here to take the Star Wars Personality Quiz





So apparently I am fairly badass but blinded by what I want to believe and will die in a fight I should win.....bummer!

Well here I am sitting down to check my email after finishing projects for Egil's this weekend.

Belts,
baldric,
repairing shoes,
favors,
gift baskets,
Fixing garb,
etc.

Have I mentioned this is my second Egil's as Baroness and the first time I have had only this job? Last year I also autocratted the event and was WAyyyy less freaked!!

Just the average pre Egil's push.......HA!

When I glance at the clock and calendar and realize that I load into site for Egil's in less than a day and a bit.

HOLY #&(!*^$!)*$^!)(&)!( bat man!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess the salad I thought I wanted will have to wait.
I am afraid I must panic now!!!!

(Running in circles screaming like mad!)


Ok, better now.

Maybe some Viggo will help?

Well, off to some LOTR and sleep....if I can see straight I will write more tomorow.

Well later today......

-K